Innovation, Crime, and Sports: How Podcasts Are Shaping Real-World Events with Special Guest Kyle Asperger
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Innovation, Crime, and Sports: How Podcasts Are Shaping Real-World Events with Special Guest Kyle Asperger

Hey, everybody. Welcome to Poduty in the News for Saturday, October

25th. I've got a great guest joining me, Kyle Asperger.

Anarchy for a Day. We're talking MRO

podcast, the Orange Zone, Women, crime, redemption,

and 2 Jagoffs. A toast

to the thinkers, the dreamers, the pros, the stories

we share, the world that grows from London

to New York. The voices collide, ideas

are the fuel and truth. The guy

Jeff drops questions. Kyle brings flare.

Two storytellers with no time to spare. The

laughter's real, the inside's deep. These

moments are ours to keep. What

time is it? What

time is it? What

time is it? It's

time for

the only live news podcast about

podcasting from the stage.

The only live news podcast about podcasting

from the stage. Oh, we lost Kyle for a second. Oh, there we go.

Here we go. And he's back. Kyle, welcome back. Pleasure to be

here yet again. I'm trying to do too many switches. Also, I forgot my

clicker for the slides over in the. In the control room. So during

that song, I had to run back to the control room to get the clicker.

You're getting your cardio in this morning, man. I am finally, you

know, 50 years. I finally got the heart rate above 130.

It's pretty good. Kyle, welcome to the show.

You're called. You're two hours behind us. Tell us a

little bit about yourself, your agency, and I know I want to get into some

of those gymnastics. Oh, gosh. Well, good

morning. Good morning, Jeff. Thank you for having me. Kyle Asperger coming

in from Denver, Colorado. So

entrepreneurial endeavors these days, I'm a marketing coach,

actor, and voice artist. So anarchy for a day. As

Jeff just mentioned, that is the marketing coaching practice anarchy. For me,

it isn't the destroy everything, complete and utter chaos anarchy. In

my vernacular, it is a tool, when

applied with a bit of tact, is meant to inspire innovation so that

we can differentiate ourselves from the rest.

Awesome. A lot of times I grew up 20 years in

skateboarding, and I had a skate shop, a skate park,

and this punk rock. And I know it's a little bit different than what you're

talking about, but the skateboarding mentality, if you ever talk to somebody who skateboarded as

a kid, the way that you perceive the world, the way

that you see things, is just slightly different than everybody else. And that's very

freeing. And some of the mentality things that you're talking about, the

way to kind of free yourself with, you know,

don't get Locked down in this rules and the structure. There's, there's ways

to improve yourself, thinking outside the box, seeing things differently.

And I really like that part of the message. Well, thank you.

I agree. The basis is, okay, let's understand

the rules initially and only then can we objectively

look at whatever the idea is and whether this is business or a life

philosophy. Only then when we

see this idea objectively, then we can bring a bit of anarchy and then kind

of figure out, okay, well, which of these rules can we maybe kind

of fudge or break a little bit? Like that's where the innovation can

happen. Because I can almost guarantee that no innovation has ever happened

by doing what everybody else has done historically.

Yeah, we were talking backstage before the show. I'm in my full

time job, a marketing director for 15 years, and it would be easy

to just do what everybody does. I could have just rode the

coattails of my predecessor. I could have just followed the status

quo. But by looking at the data, by pushing

boundaries, by seeing what's possible,

I was able to build something. I grew from myself to a team of 10.

And it's that mindset and that

mentality that can really propel you, especially I think, in this corporate

culture where people are quick to lay off. You can find your

superpower by not necessarily not following the rules, but

expanding them a little bit, stretching them a little bit.

Absolutely could not have said it better than myself. Well, would

you like to hear what I'm going to say next? Because we're going to go

into our stories. There's my segue. Let's do it. We're

talking women, crime and redemption. Live from FDU

at Farleigh Dickinson University. True crime took the

stage as criminologists and podcast hosts Megan

Sachs and Amy Schlossberg recorded a live episode

of Women in Crime titled Women in Prison

Voices from Edna Mahan. The event, free and

open to the public, featured women formerly incarcerated at

New Jersey's embattled Edna Mahan Correctional Facility,

offering firsthand stories of survival and reform.

Known for blending psychological law and empathy, the professors

regulars on 2020 and Good Morning America used

the live format to shine a spotlight on injustice while

humanizing those behind the headlines. It was an evening where data

met compassion and real voices

reclaimed their stories. And

we always talk about legacy media. This seems to pop up a lot. But here's

two people who have been part of legacy media. They saw

what they were building there and they started to build their own thing. They came

up with their own show around a topic that they both love.

They love crime and injustice and they

brought a community together just to have the

shared moment. Because I know I live in a house, I have three women in

my house, my wife and two daughters. And crime and

justice are like number two

topics that they love to talk and discuss about. So this event

would be a perfect event for them if we were in this area to go

connect with like minded people, learn about these stories, and

kind of share that common connection. And a podcast like this

is a great way to bring people together.

People love crime and injustice, whether committing, solving,

you know, I'm not here to remark on what, but

yeah, it's a big thing these days. Yeah. And

the ability to have like a free event to the public. I didn't see if

it was at a library because we've been having a lot of events at local

libraries and it's just a way to bring the public

into a place. Like, we talk

about the struggle of libraries in this day and age where people are addicted to

their cell phones and streaming media. Libraries would love to

have shows like this come into their location

and really just bring the community together, bring people

in through the door, use these public facilities. And this

was a great event at Farleigh Dickinson. And

congratulations, Megan and Amy, for putting on this great event.

Let's go to our second story. Two

Jagoffs. That's a Pittsburgh slang for you, Kyle. A lot of Pittsburghers are known

as jagoffs or yinzers. Oh, I grew up

with a neighbor who he just. Maybe he was

from that general part of town, but I actually ended up

working in his warehouse. And he's like, you know, how you doing? Okay.

You know, there's a lot of jag offs over there. You just got to watch

out for yourself. So I got you. That's why we don't need real ID from

Pennsylvania. Because if you hear us say jag off or yin, they automatically

verify us as US Citizens. Yep,

you probably live next to a Jag off or a Pittsburgh who was also a

jag Off. He probably would have said that,

but no, he is. He's one of. Easily one of the best guys I

know. Well, this one comes to us from my alma mater, Point

Park University. And this is during the day of Giving.

And it's not every day that a podcast helps raise hundreds of thousands of

dollars. But that's exactly what's happening in Pittsburgh this week. The

two Jagoffs podcast is going live at Point Park University

as part of their day of giving celebration. The event kicks

off with Happy hour at 4pm featuring drinks, appetizers

and giveaways. Because nothing fuels generosity like

a good charcuterie board. Then at 5pm host

Austin Carnes and crew will take over the mic for a two hour live

podcast, joined by Pittsburgh community leaders and

alumni. The goal? To raise

$350,000 for student programs and

scholarships, proving once again that when Pittsburghers get together,

even podcasts can make a powerful impact. Here's a way

for a podcaster to not only have an event, because a lot

of times what we talk about here in our theater spaces is bringing

people together. And this is bringing people together for a

common good. We're bringing them together so that

they can raise money. I believe this goes to the day of giving

supports student programs so you can help

scholarships, you can help activities, you can help things in and

around the on campus at the Pittsburgh

at Point park in Pittsburgh. Here it's where I went to school, got my

bachelor's, and I got a special treat for you guys.

Future Jeff is going to interview Austin and

get a firsthand account of what this event is about. Kyle,

let's flip over to that future interview from Austin.

Sure. All right, we are here in the future. From this morning's

episode, I have Austin Carnes joining me from the Two Jagoffs

podcast. There's going to be a special live presentation or

a live broadcast or a live recording at where I went to college

25 years ago, Point Park University. And they have a very

special day coming up and I thought, oh, wouldn't it be great? We're talking about

this segment about Point Park. Austin's going to be doing his show live.

Why don't we get Austin on to give us a little sound bite and tell

us about the event. So Austin, welcome to the show and tell us a little

bit about Two Jagoffs. Absolutely. Thank you so much for having me on. So Two

Jagoffs is a podcast that actually started a couple of years ago in the corner

of my bedroom. Just get some reps in and they get comfortable with my

broadcasting career, which is what I'm in the middle of going for right now. And

surprisingly, the podcast has grown a pretty decent following here in Pittsburgh.

I've had the opportunity to have sponsorships on some Pittsburgh legends like

Greg Brown and Bill Hillgrove on. And I was approached about six

months ago with the idea of hosting Day of Giving this year, which is essentially

Point Park's big day of raising a bunch of money for student funded trips,

scholarships, grants, and they wanted to put on some sort of Event to kind of

hype up day of giving. So I pitched the idea of doing my podcast

live in front of everybody. Kind of like Pat McAfee did with his big Night

out show earlier this year. I had the same idea there. So on Wednesday,

October 29, from 4 to 7 at Point park, we will be having a live

podcast with a panel. We'll have giveaways, we'll have appetizers, some

surprises. It's gonna be a really fun night. Yeah, it looks like a great time.

It's kind of a kickoff to the entire event because the. I believe the full

event is November 5th or 6th is. Yes, November

6th. November 6th is the full. So you're kind of getting this whole thing started

and you're setting up. And what we talk about at my theater is putting live

events on for people to bring communities together, to

fundraise, to just build a better environment and connect with people.

And you're doing that on a scale, you know, partnering with the

college, being able to perform live and put on your podcast

and. And see fans in real time and make those connections. Have.

Have you done live shows like this before? In a way. So

I'm actually on the side. I'm a professional wrestling commentator, so that's kind of like

my side gig that I do outside of college. So I've been a broadcaster and

announced dozens of events before. I've done football, done volleyball and professional

wrestling is actually pretty similar to the event I'm putting on. It's in front of

a live student studio audience. You're entertaining fans, you're

informing fans at the same time. So I've had a little experience with this, but

me actually kind of being the star of it in the face of it. It's

a whole new environment. I'm not going to lie. I'm a little nervous, but with

the way things are going leading up to it, it's actually looking really good. Yeah,

it's. It's a great way to connect and taking your podcast and doing something positive

for the community, it's just everything that we're about here at the theater. It's

so exciting to see you doing it. At my former school, Point Park University,

and tickets are available if people want to register. What's the best way to

register for the event? Absolutely. So tickets are actually free for both

students and outsiders that would like to come in. There's two different links. Students,

if they scan the QR code on some of my pages, you actually get in

for free. All you have to do is put your Student ID in. And if

you're an outsider or a faculty member, staff professor, there's another link

that you fill out and there's an optional donation bin if you would like to

donate the day of giving. But if not, tickets are still free to come to

this event. Awesome. Austin 2Jagoffs podcast,

everybody. Check it out. Especially if you're in the Pittsburgh area, if you can make

it to the event, check it out. It's on one. Tuesday,

Wednesday, October 29th. Yeah, October 29th. I knew it was close.

It's coming up. We'll have all the links in the show notes with the dates,

times, and the link to the 2 Jagoffs podcast. Make sure you're checking it

out. Support the people that are putting on public events,

connecting the community and just bring. Getting people out of their houses, having fun with

podcasting and. And in this case, doing something phenomenal for the community.

Absolutely, Absolutely. It's going to be a fun event. It's going to be a really

fun one. Awesome. I'm going to go back to the past. Let's go back to

the show. All right, Kyle, we're back from that interview with Austin.

Pretty amazing stuff. That's a big goal. I think they can get there.

I got to say, it sounds like he has a great,

great lineage. His grandfather, especially that story he told about his time in

in a King Supers. Boy, that was impressive. Yeah, I was

surprised we could edit that down to just a few minutes. And we're back already.

Yeah, very impactful.

Very impactful. Well, check it out. It's this week. It's free

for tickets, but you do have to register. Go over to the Point park website,

click on events. You'll be able to get your free tickets to go see

two Jag Offs.

Let's go to story number three. We're flying high now, Kyle. Not the mile

high or Denver. Denver's also a mile high and a.

Lot of us are very high. Me, not so much. The

MRO podcast takes off live from London. This comes to

us from the mro podcast on YouTube

and @mro Europe. In London, the skies weren't the only

thing buzzing. Aviation Week's team took the

MRO Podcast live on stage to tackle the biggest issues

shaping the future of flight. Before a crowd of

aviation pros, the hosts dove into topics like

European fleet expansion, supply chain bottlenecks and the

rise of AI, and even how Gen Z is reshaping the

hangar. With industry experts weighing in on everything from

contracts to global politics, this live recording proved that

the Maintenance, repair and overhaul. World is more

dynamic and more human than ever.

And we've seen a string of stories like this, Kyle, where these are

conferences, and these conferences always are focused around a single

topic. This one was aviation. And conferences where

historically they would look for things to entertain the guests while they were there, while

they were attending the conference, they would bring in bands and

comedians and music acts. But more and more what we're

seeing is these conferences are bringing podcasters to the

stage to record a live show. And then what

do you think they're doing with that? They're going to record it, talk about the

conference, and then release it to their audience. So the audience

who's in attendance is getting entertained by listening to a podcast

in their industry. Then that same podcast

is going to release the MP3 file to their download audience

and that conference is going to get more promotion. I think a strategy

like this is pretty win, win for everybody. It

is a spectacular approach. Plus, I mean, like, podcasting is just,

I would venture to say it's one of the ways of the world

these days because, you know, advertising,

like back in my dad's age, the stuff that initially got me into

it was the campaign. You know, it was just, all right,

this is what our team came up with. This is, you know, the billboard or

the, the quippy ad that you saw in the paper, whatever it may be,

that is gone through iteration

after iteration and approval processes. These

days, candor comes in the form of

conversation. And conversation is really like, that's

how people build trust in whatever their industry

is, you know, because I think people trust marketers less

and less. And I don't mean this as a,

you know, personal jab, understanding that both you and I,

Jeff, are in marketing. It's just how is it that we navigate

these waters? By being genuine, authentic, and factually

accurate. Yeah, that's the only thing

people trust. Like as soon as your cover is blown, as soon as

people figure out you were trying to deceive them, they don't want to be a

part of that anymore. They will. You get stiff armed into the corner

with Baby from Dirty Dancing.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner, but they do go in

Syracuse. They put game on the Orange Zone. Looks like they're in the

corner at Destiny usa. This one comes to us from

CNY Central. It was all orange energy at

the apex entertainment industry, Destiny usa, where

the Orange Zone podcast went live to break down Syracuse's

football's upcoming showdown with Pittsburgh

Broadcasting. In front of a lively crowd of fans and families, the crew

Tackled everything from offensive strategy to the pulse of the fan base,

mixing in analysis, banter, and hometown pride.

With the smell of popcorn in the air and the roar of Orange Nation in

the background, this live taping felt less like a podcast

and more like a pep rally, proving that Syracuse the

football talk is always better when it's live.

And I'll let you start with this one, Kyle. This is a. Here's a show

that went out to. Looks like. I think this might be a casino.

And sports betting is a kind of a big deal in sports right now. So

what do you think they're doing? What kind of strategy is this for a

podcast to go live? Well,

okay, so given that I'm a gymnast, I'm gonna have to really pull into

my acting ability here and say, Jeff, it

is a touchdown strategy. And

they are calling on the whole team to

put the ball in the. End zone

in the court. I thought you said ball in the court.

This. This. This football podcast was a real home run.

Yes, they sports well.

And so, you know, here. This is local to them. This is a local podcast.

These are Syracuse fans. They love this blue and orange color. And

this Apex entertainment, I believe, might be, like a casino or

a sports bet. Maybe it's their. Their, like, state indoor

stadium. I don't know. I don't know what this Apex is, but it seems like

orange and blue Syracuse fans tend to, you know,

conjugate around this area and they're inserting themselves right in the

middle. Like, here we are. We're where our fans are. We're going

to talk about the thing we love, which is beating Pittsburgh seems to be

everybody's favorite thing. And. And why don't we get together and

celebrate this love of the team? Did we not just establish the Pittsburgh

or Jagoffs? Yeah, some of our

Syracuseans. No comment, your

honor. So, yeah, a great way to put your podcasts in front of

people. Put your podcast where your fans are. When you make that

connection, you're building stronger communities. You're just

connecting with fans on a different level, and you get to meet them face to

face. When you do a live show, you get to see their faces, see if

they laugh. Like the jokes I made today. I would see if they were laughing

in real time, not just leaving likes and hearts online. But we

would know, hey, that was a good joke. Do more of those. Or Revilla, stop

doing those jokes. That's it. You get the. You know,

you get to quarterback that conversation, and then the linebackers do

the. They score it, and then the, the audience is there

to audience stuff. And then the Ronaldo goes goal.

And then Michael Jordan

is there as well. Yeah, that's a slam dunk

because they have to slam dunk the football over the upright, I think. Yes.

That's, that's the only way of doing it, as I understand. Hashtag, go sports.

Yep. Sammy Sosa, that's my man. Let's go from sports

to Michelle Obama bringing the look to

life live on stage just comes to us from Penguin Random House.

The former first lady is taking style, storytelling and self expression

center stage as Michelle Obama launches, IMO, the

Look, a six part podcast series from Higher Ground premiering

on November 5th. Companion to her new

book, the look. This series dives into how fashion became a

language of confidence and representation, from the White House

wardrobe to cultural influence worldwide. But the

spotlight doesn't stop at the Microsoft Ms. Obama will record

two live podcast tapings, one in Brooklyn with Tracy

Ellis Ross and another in Washington D.C. with

Wesley Morris. These conversations promise laughter,

honesty, and a powerful reminder that being seen and showing

up as yourself is a radical act.

And what we're seeing, we've seen this with a couple times with people who

are promoting books now through a series of

live podcast events. We saw it with Scott Galloway, we see it with

Michelle Obama this week. They're taking these tours on the

road to support what looks like a book launch

and they're bringing their fans together. They're probably getting pre orders

for the book, maybe selling the book, maybe autographing the book, maybe having

a VIP experience. And they're doing this more and more

instead of just going on a morning talk show or the local radio station.

People who are creating stuff are taking control of their environment

and putting these events together to really meet and connect with their fans.

Same exact message as I believe two stories ago. It's just, it is

one of the best ways to just simply chat about, you know, this is

the mission, the, you know what,

whatever I'm about to in a way that just about

anybody can relate to, it's just casual conversation. Yeah. And

to see somebody in person, too. If Michelle's coming to your hometown

and you get to go to a theater to see how she acts on stage,

thinks in the moment, reacts with the crowd, you don't get that from

a television interview with Katie Couric

that's so scripted and staged. But to see somebody you

admire in the moment is connection on a

whole different level. Yeah. We'll go to

story number six. Our last story today, Totally

Booked Live. The Holderness Family lights up New York City.

This one comes to us from Eventbrite. It was laughter, learning,

and literally love in New York City. As Pen and Kim

Holderness joined Zibby Owens for a totally booked live

podcast taping at Zibby's Bookshop Pop Up.

The viral video duo known for their hilarious sketches and Amazing

Race win sat down to celebrate their new children's book, all

youl Can Be with adhd, a joyful ode to

creativity and thinking differently. Surrounded by fans,

families, and fellow creators, the Holderness shared

stories, read excerpts, and reminded everyone that

neurodiversity isn't a flaw, it's a superpower.

This wasn't just a podcast. It was a pep rally for the proud,

curious, and endlessly creative minds. We talk

about, you know, how do we incorporate this into small business? Not just

giant theaters and giant stadiums, but here's Zippy's

Bookshop in New York City is having an event

to bring people in. They're bringing authors in, and they're recording

these sessions as their live podcast. So they're bringing book

lovers to the store, they're recording, and then

they're having this whole activity around the thing that people love. In

this case, it's a. I don't know if people love adhd, but they're. They're reading

books together on it. They have a passion for learning more about it and maybe

how to manage it, how to. To deal, maybe finding some strategies.

And in this case, it becomes a podcast for the bookstore and a

promotion, you know, another asset. Yeah,

well, that's. On the whole, I think I'm not a huge,

huge fan of social media, but because of the interconnectivity

of the world today, I think we've realized how many people have,

you know, these neurodivergent cases, you know, neurodivergence being a very

broad umbrella, but ADHD especially, too. It's like, all right,

well, now we're writing, you know, kids books about it because there's a lot of

kiddos that have this kind of thing and parents that need to figure out how

to navigate parenting with that. So social has

made possible for us to see. Like, all right, maybe we're not the only ones

in this situation. I think I would potentially put that as a very

positive component amidst many other

negatives. Yeah, I mean, a way for parents to connect with.

Sometimes a parent doesn't expect, you know, any. Not

that this is a problem, but there's a diagnosis that happened in their family, and

maybe they don't know who to talk to. Events like this can bring parents

together, some of them who are helpful, some of them might be struggling with a

diagnosis. Get you some resources, some knowledge, you know,

anything. Yeah, like Zibby's doing a community service with this event.

For sure. They have other, they've done other book meetups with other authors. But

I really like this one. Just the way to bring people together and

to, you know, find some common ground. Ask those questions that you

maybe your doctor doesn't know the answer to and you can

figure things out together as a community. And that's very powerful and a great

testament to the importance of small business in your community. Yep.

Bravo, Zibies. Y' all are on the cutting edge.

Two points sports, two point

conversion for Zibies. Yes. I wouldn't be remiss if I

didn't talk about Poduty shirts. I'm wearing one now. We got them in the theater

for just $10. Four colors, five sizes. Stop on

down anytime. I'm here if you can find me. We got

upcoming shows. We've got the Pittsburgh Podcast Meetup. We

live stream these now. It's from 6 to 9. If you're here in

Pittsburgh, come in at 6 o'. Clock. I feed you chips and

sandwiches and pizzas and drinks totally free. There's no charge for

this. At 7 o', clock, we live stream one hour of the

event where we're answering the most pressing podcast

questions out there. So whether you're in the theater or whether you're watching at home,

you can tune in and ask those questions directly to the stage. We

will get you an answer that night and then we'll cut the feed because you

don't get to see everything if you're watching. And then we'll hang out for another

hour and network and exchange information. And I've seen people get

booked on each other's shows. It's a lot of fun. We've

got Tamara. She's coming up next Saturday, November

8th, two Saturdays from now. November 8th. She set a goal for her

one season one ending. It's like a wrap up party. She set

a goal of 10 tickets. I think she's over 15 already. So

she is well exceeding her own expectations. It's going to be a fun

show. It's a season one wrap party kind of a season two kickoff

November 8th, 6pm that's the Nailed it Motherhood

podcast. We've got the Tarentum Holiday

Spectacular. The town that this theater is in is called Tarentum.

We have a two day livestream festival coming up December

3rd and December 4th, we're going to bring in 24

Tarentum businesses. Every 10 minutes, we're going to flip them out. We're going

to talk about who they are, what they do, how they serve the community and

how you can support them. It's completely free to the businesses.

This is just to showcase Torrentum for two nights during the holiday season so

that everybody in Tarentum finishes the year

very strong. Check it out all these @ poduty.com

P-O-D-U-T-Y.com and then in

2026, the Humorous Podcast. Check that out.

Tickets are available. It's so far away. I'm just putting it out there so that

you're ready to come see it. They're coming in from like Vermont or New Hampshire.

It's a, it's a traveling show. And of course,

my special guest today, Kyle Asperger. Kyle, thank you

so much for joining me one last time. Tell people how they can connect with

you and, you know, reach out to you, use your

services well. Jeff, thank you again for having me, man.

It was cool to, you know, see and experience some of these, you know, new

shows. The content that you were looking to, you know, highlight sounds like you have

such a wonderfully community and

touch ball centric

focus. Something about sports.

But coming in again from Denver, Colorado, where

I assume that we have a pretty good sports team or

three, two, maybe marketing,

coach, actor, voice artist and companies

called Anarchy for a Day. Just again, anarchy. And I think it was,

you know, in the comedy podcast meets chaos. Anarchy, I think by

dictionary definition, destroy everything. Complete and

utter chaos. In my world, anarchy is a

tool to inspire innovation, to push the makers into

their blue oceans. So use it, apply it with a bit of

tact and differentiate yourself so you stand

out in whatever marketplace you're in, whichever room you're in,

become the most interesting individual. Awesome. It's Anarchy for a Day.

Dot com, I believe, is the website. Is that correct? You got it. I'll

have all that in the show. Notes, connect with Kyle, reach out to him, check

his website. Let's go back to that theme song. A

toast to the thinkers, the dreamers, the pros the

stories we share the world that grows from

London to New York the voices collide

Ideas are the fuel and truth

Jeff drops questions God brings flair

Two storytellers with no time to spare the

laughter's real the inside's deep these

moments are ours to keep what

time is it? What

time is it? What

time is it? It's

time for

the only live news podcast about

podcasting from the st.

Oh, man, I'm backstage again. We had some comments coming in

wise. Good morning to you. Good morning, Sarah. Sarah's out in Utah.

She's in your time zone, I believe. And of course,

Brian Ortega is looking for guacamole and food. Guacamole.

I did have one last question for Kyle. Maybe you're not allowed to discuss this,

but I've heard that the Illuminati is deep in

with the Denver airport. Is that correct? I am not at

liberty to speak to that. Whoever

invented the blue horse, talk to them. The blue. I don't even know

what that. Now. Now this. It's called Lucifer. It is

positively like. It is a demonic introduction

to say, well, boy, are we excited for you and your travels.

Welcome to the Denver International Airport. Here's a terrifying blue horse

with, like, eyes that are on fire. Nice. That was. I.

I was reading something about the Denver airport where, like, this

could. The Internet. It can be a strange place. So many conspiracies,

dude. But it's wild. Instead of denying it, they, like,

really leaned into it that, like. Yeah,

I think they had a campaign, like, advertising. Like,

are we the airport or are we, you know, whatever.

We're lizard people. Yeah, exactly.